So my internet went down on Saturday afternoon and some "drafts" (ie. titles with no related story attached) posted here automatically. Thanks a lot, Bell. Your service is, as always, fucking awesome.
And, yeah, I know I missed some letters. Sorry friends. I'll fill 'em in for you guys who complained about it (!), but I've clearly crashed and burned on the every day posting this month.
Also, to the girl who asked about the Emily Carr reference, I'll let you know asap (likely tomorrow morning, unless my connectivity issue is resolved miraculously tonight).