My office building was giving out fortune cookies by the elevators this morning. The cookies are dipped in chocolate and covered in pink and red candy hearts for Valentine's Day. I never turn down fortune cookies. Fortune cookies are one of my favourite things.
My fortune was: A wish will be granted after a long delay.
The fortune does not say what will happen if I don't have a wish. The only wish I have makes no sense to wish for. I'm not going to wish for that.